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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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emilyreads:

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nenosronhir:

that-alpha-booty:

Tumblr doesn’t appreciate Buffy enough

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omfg…twice and i didn’t even fucking notice the second

PAINSTAKINGLY

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mermecha:

I fucking HATE those posts that compare the “Just Girly Things” pictures to pictures of soldiers.

Like everyone is going through their own problems and comparing them to someone else’s is an injustice to everyone.

Don’t invalidate the sadness of girls just because they haven’t been to war.

And don’t use images of “tragic soldiers home from war” to make you feel good about yourself like “oh well it could be worse”.

Fuck you, that’s fucking disgusting.

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whataboutramonaflowers:

Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match

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