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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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sundays-end:

thefuuuucomics:

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Why the fuck did they take this out? 

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h0rrid:

just-to-see-a-smile-on-your-face:

monkeywandsgutter:

This only happened yesterday and it’s already got over 50K notes… 

Finally humans with humanity

A little information for ya’ll, this man fell in between the carriage and platform and was freed less than ten minutes later. 

When he fell employees of Transperth (Australia) were meters away and were able to signal the driver so he would not just take off and rip the guys leg off.

The staff motioned everyone on the platform to push the carriage in a tear worthy moment of people power

The guy who fell wasn’t hurt and got on the next fucking train so he could go to work.

And if that isn’t the tightest shit you ever heard get the fuck out of my face.

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benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

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iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

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raeswittyblogname:

wouldve-married-you-in-vegas:

blow-away-with-words-of-love:

brianshairsmellslikecinnamon:

remember-etiquette:

I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST. 

I REALLY DID. 

I really tried too… 

The amount of sass this otter has…

otters are the fucking best

i can’t ever not reblog this

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thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

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ask-connies-fresh-springs:

blu3hare:

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randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

god damnit

MY GOD

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